May 20, 2026
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Review: What Rhymes with Bastille? by Stephen Clarke

It is the word that launched a thousand riots, birthed a republic, and gave the French an annual excuse to set off fireworks. But what really happened on that fateful July day in 1789?

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8.5/10
Author
9.0/10
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8.0/10
Price
10/10
Overall
8.9/10

It is the word that launched a thousand riots, birthed a republic, and gave the French an annual excuse to set off fireworks. But what really happened on that fateful July day in 1789?

In What Rhymes with Bastille?, Stephen Clarke untangles the romanticised legend from the chaotic reality. Armed with his trademark humor, meticulous research, and an endless supply of healthy skepticism, Clarke dives back into the national archives to look at the larger-than-life characters, the spectacular misfires, and the bizarre historical coincidences of the French Revolution. He uncovers what went wrong, what was completely made up, and why France’s national obsession with liberty, equality, and fraternity didn’t quite appear overnight like magic.

An unmissable, hilarious, and deeply insightful read for history buffs and Francophiles alike, this book proves that while history is written by the victors, it is best thoroughly picked apart by an Englishman.

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