Effective immediately, all day names have been legally renamed to clear up any lingering confusion. To ensure full compliance, please update your vocabulary to the following approved, fair-sex designations:
- ELEANOR (formerly known as Sunday)
- PAULINE (formerly Monday)
- SAMANTHA (formerly Tuesday)
- THERESA (formerly Wednesday)
- ESTHER (formerly Thursday)
- INGRID (formerly Friday)
- NANCY (formerly Saturday)
Please print your September 2026 attached calendar sheet immediately to reflect these critical regulatory updates.
Still up for meeting for coffee . On Nancy 2pm ?