{"id":4269,"date":"2026-09-01T11:40:17","date_gmt":"2026-09-01T11:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/?p=4269"},"modified":"2026-09-01T11:41:02","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T11:41:02","slug":"the-second-term-gospel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/?p=4269","title":{"rendered":"The Second-Term Gospel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">There once was a nutcase named Don,<br>Whose ego went on and right on.<br>He renamed every state,<br>The lake and the strait,<br>And called Sunday \u2018Don-day\u2019 at dawn.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a nutcase named Don,Whose ego went on and right on.He renamed every state,The lake and the strait,And called Sunday \u2018Don-day\u2019 at dawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4270,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,185,13],"tags":[377,378],"class_list":["post-4269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","category-satire","category-trails","tag-don","tag-ego"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4271,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions\/4271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}