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Stationed almost ninety feet above the rolling deck of HMS Defiance, Tim adjusted his woollen cap and gripped the wooden spar with the practised terror of a man who had been doing this for twenty years. As the ship\u2019s official masthead lookout, he was the vessel\u2019s primary navigational sensor. Modern captains in centuries to come would rely on bouncing radio waves and glowing green screens, but in the year of our Lord 1804, the Royal Navy possessed only the Ancient Radar:<\/em> an old sailor with a brass spyglass, a good eye for seagulls and a liver soaked in molasses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tim\u2019s perch was a tiny platform known as the crow\u2019s nest, though no crow with any self-respect would ever nest in a place that swayed like a pendulum in a hurricane. Up here, the horizon tilted dramatically left, then right, then upside down if one made the tactical mistake of glancing at the foam below. Tim kept his eyes fixed strictly on the distant blue line. He swung his spyglass in a rhythmic sweep, left to right, right to left, matching the heave of the mainmast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The morning was bitterly cold and misty, rendering his visibility nearly as useful as a plugged spyglass and making his role as a high-tech sensor even more absurd, the salt spray reaching even this dizzying altitude to coat his beard in tiny white crystals. To combat the chill, Tim reached into his thick canvas coat and produced a battered pewter flask. It contained his prized possession: pure dark Jamaica rum. It was thick, sweet and powerful enough to strip paint off a cutter\u2019s hull. He unscrewed the top, took a generous swig and felt the liquid fire travel down his chest to thaw his extremities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ah, sweet Jamaica. It was the true fuel of the Ancient Radar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He put the telescope back to his eye and scanned the western quadrant. Nothing but endless grey swell. Most sailors found the solitude of the masthead lonely, but Tim considered it a sanctuary. Down on deck, First Lieutenant Higgins was forever shouting about uncoiled lines or unpolished brasswork. Up here, above the lieutenant\u2019s angry red face, Tim was the absolute monarch of all he surveyed, provided he did not drop his telescope or fall off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

More importantly, the masthead was the only place on earth where Tim could enjoy a quiet moment to calculate his personal life. He took another sip of rum and began the daunting arithmetic that haunted his off-duty hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tim had a loving wife named Martha back in Portsmouth, along with nine noisy, hungry children. Over two decades of naval service, Tim had noticed a distinct biological pattern. Every time he returned home after a voyage of nine to twelve months, Martha presented him with a brand new infant. It was an astonishing coincidence of timing, a mathematical law as reliable as the tides. One year at sea meant one additional mouth to feed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018Let us see now,\u2019 Tim muttered to himself, leaning back against the rigging as the mast creaked mournfully. \u2018Little Barnaby was born after the Baltic cruise. Sarah arrived after the blockade of Brest. Young Timothy came along after the West Indies voyage…\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He took another nip of Jamaica rum to stimulate his memory. He was currently ten months into a fourteen-month deployment to the Mediterranean. That meant child number ten was already practically standard issue upon his return. If Admiral Nelson decided to extend their patrol by another year, Tim reckoned he would need to start building a three-deck bunk bed in his cramped parlour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018At this rate,\u2019 Tim mused aloud, rubbing his cold nose, \u2018if I stay in His Majesty\u2019s service until I am fifty, I shall have enough sons to man an entire thirty-two-gun frigate. We could sail as a family business. HMS Family Tree.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suddenly, a flash of white caught his eye far off the starboard bow. Tim snapped the brass telescope to his eye and focused the lenses. His left eye squinted hard. Was it a breaking wave? A cloud reflection? Or was it the topgallant sail of an enemy merchantman?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His brain, refined by years of rum and sea air, processed the visual data instantly. Range: four leagues. Bearing: two points off the bow. Rigging: square-rigged brig under full canvas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tim filled his lungs with salty air, leaned over the edge of the crow\u2019s nest platform and bellowed down to the microscopic figures walking the quarterdeck below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018Sail ho! Starboard bow! French brig, running with the wind!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Below him, the ship erupted into frantic activity like an overturned anthill. Officers raised their own glasses, boatswains blew silver whistles and sailors scurried across the deck to adjust the sails. Up at the very top of the world, Tim took another satisfied swig of Jamaica rum and smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Ancient Radar had struck again. No electronic gear required, just sharp eyesight, a stiff breeze and a bellyful of West Indian spirits. If they captured the French brig, there would be prize money. And prize money meant he could afford shoes for all nine children, with enough left over for baby number ten\u2019s christening mug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tim capped his flask, settled back into the rigging and kept his watch, sweeping the endless blue horizon for the next blip on his human screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ah, sweet Jamaica. It was the true fuel of the Ancient Radar.
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