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Who decided that tomato sauce should have a monopoly on pizza bases when a rich, velvety butter chicken sauce is sitting right there, waiting for its moment in the spotlight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imagine the sheer drama inside the kitchen. Dough is swung through the air in traditional Italian fashion, only to land directly inside a searing tandoor oven. A chef in full culinary theatrical mode tosses spices around like a Bollywood lead dancing through a dramatic rain sequence. It is chaotic, it is glamorous and it is wonderfully excessive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naturally, a dining concept this bold requires an equally iconic mascot. Positioned right on the shopfront, looking thoroughly regal and entirely unfazed by the fusion chaos, is a classic Bollywood movie star. 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