{"id":3880,"date":"2026-07-04T10:22:08","date_gmt":"2026-07-04T10:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/?p=3880"},"modified":"2026-07-04T19:15:25","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T19:15:25","slug":"an-intriguing-avant-garde-proposition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/?p=3880","title":{"rendered":"An Intriguing Avant-Garde Proposition (Part 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a serious question to consider.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look before you leap; think twice before answering. Think of J.R.R. Tolkien\u2019s Elvish, George R.R. Martin\u2019s Dothraki, or even the enduring popularity of <em>The Voynich Manuscript.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have recently written a 100-word piece in a pseudo-West Germanic language belonging to the Indo-European family. It could very well serve as the opening story for a short collection to be published later this year. Although I have not yet baptised the language, you will be able to read an exhaustive critique of the short text right here tomorrow. This time, the review will be in English.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until then, enjoy the original tale:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Glupf Xylar Zorv<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The Wesh of Krane Fribble<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Glupf hrax zorv splim, bronting flizz krane blisk. Xylor vraz chuffering slith, jorping krog gribble. Wesh, unk zomble drasped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Flim krog zorv?\u2019 blorped yornek, troffing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Nix jorp,\u2019 flisper zarg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zorv glupf blanged xylar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plonk jorping quax, yornek slithered frob. Whick vriz quaffle, trundling gribble xylar plink. Grust zol, flizz triffled yornek. Xylar vraz glorped, bronting slithy unk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Plim blisk jorp!\u2019 chuffered zarg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wesh krane flisper, jorping krog zol fribble. Xylor drasped blorped, unk zorv gribble. Nix hrax, glupf splim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Troffing zarg blisked wesh, chuffering plonk quaffle. Grust gribble, yornek jorped flisper xylar. Blorped unk zomble, krane hrax zol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fribble quax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plonk jorping quax, yornek slithered frob. Whick vriz quaffle, trundling gribble xylar plink. Grust zol, flizz triffled yornek. Xylar vraz glorped, bronting slithy unk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3881,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,91,123,13],"tags":[137],"class_list":["post-3880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-experimental-prose","category-linguistics","category-picks","category-trails","tag-made-up-language"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3880"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3886,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3880\/revisions\/3886"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eurolit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}